F1 Debrief Titles

Since the 2008 season, the F1 Debrief titles have come from within the body of the show, and are usually a statement or phrase that taken out of context would be amusing and / or intriguing.

As soon as we went live, with episode 73, we encouraged the live audience to listen out for titles. When it comes to recording the intro (at the end of the show, oddly enough), we get a list. Obviously, we can only pick one, but it's nice for the unused titles to live on in our memory.

	Episode 126 - I Prefer Him Where I Can See Him Suggestions: i'm declaring the off season a myth. This sounds mean, and quite frankly it is mean as long as they don't come out with a calender lets pick on the champions.. Its impressive what you can do in two races, Luca Badoer He owns a car he's not allowed to drive you say people,i say fools! mr c is the stig No one calling me a sidekick gets an apolgy If we did stuff you never wanted to hear again go back and listen to it again.
Episode 125 - There Must Be Disco Suggestions: he could have gone further if he pushed it. I've passed my driving test. Can I drive for you? I never had him down as a couch potato everything is right in the sport again Like a Young Vettel his engine did go boom Disco Dan is a good name It’s all about Disco Dan Big up the Barrichello The people can pretend the race isn't going on. Anything other than the godforsaken dockyard errrrrrr! ....in the world. We volunteered the volunteer I suspect he is probably a geek have you forgotten how Sidepodcast works? (unlikely to make the cut though...) it's awful, but it's brilliant!	Episode 124 - Against Each Other and Equally Rubbish Suggestions: where is my offseason? Where is my off-season, I want it back You can see your face in the walls Am I talking too quickly? No, you're talking nonsense. he was almost in tears Even with the seat fitting, we need his help. One big circle of news if the bread stick gets a drive.. Against each other and equally rrrrrrubbish They err on the side of simple the fun stuff starts here
Episode 122 - The Hotel Did a Great Job Today Suggestions: he’s an expletive everything frank does would please max Tilke creates a masterpiece its good to start on a positive vibe before we slate the whole thing there is a risk of death The BBC did Judith Chalmers proud what a waste of a Friday he surprised even himself. it looks like it’s going to eat formula 1 it’s coming to get ya something exciting happened They Couldn’t Be Bothered To Number It they should of just asked us. when i say no one, i mean tilke They all looked the bloody same Going to the wrong pitbox Twist on a Windy Thing I’m gonna end up in a wall, just go away I’m proud of the hotel the general nothing-ness of Bahrain at least we don’t have to see it for another year that sounds like he’s sacking them all the off season starts now Pat Sharp	Episode 121 - Minus the Baubles Suggestions: I’m not talking about vomit anymore Vomit of the week no one pick that out as a title he went from brazil to america and then sorta vanished where is Ross Brawn? “I missed the bit where Lewis was a king!” And the headline read… Exclusive EXCLUSIVE: Franck has signed with Ferrari It’s worse than GMM can’t get Jean Todt out of my mind It may or may not be related to F1 my F1 commissioner will be Max Mosley! it all looks the bloody same! Light up like a Christmas Tree we need an angel to stick on top of it Fair, like my hair he’s not max As efficient as humanly possible my complaints are null and void
Episode 120 - I'm Still on Top of the Moon Suggestions: We’re coming here again: free beer Someone’s designed this Doohickey all wrong. Its not very often you here people talking about money. That was a championship moment would it ever end?? There were red flags all over the place the stewards need to follow the live comments button was amazing! He had quite a lot of Hamilton in his mirrors It was good to see them going at it What a drive Did they have a national anthem? A season’s worth of passing in one day It was all about Jenson Button monumentally epic everything that is good about formula 1 Lettuce has priority. Every boy can say Scalextric. Enough of the muffins Let’s get back to the back stabbing, back biting and bitching	Episode 119 - He Forgot to Turn Damage Off Suggestions: mmm Red Bull… Anything Mark can do, we can do better the clowns of Singapore he had a pitstop in his pocket Its charity, not money laundering i don’t even have a dog and i’m scared. I’m looking foward to qualifying screw the race. can we go now because we have to move house
Episode 118 - Echoes of Last Year Suggestions: formula 1 doesn’t need another flavio I’m going to kill you We can call them Notus but we can’t call them Quadbike? party like its 1999 forever Party like it’s 2009! epic fail or what! The Guy’s an Idiot the summer sun got to them it could be all over in 7 days time everyone is banned from formula 1	Episode 117 - Brawnsomeness Suggestions: It gets a lttile bit tricky I dont like it when it gets so ugly Its no skin off our nose Too much overtaking! “I want every lap to be like that” I can do the thing and you can do the thing! Rob’s been thrown off a motor bike Jonathan Legard is an absolute pile of poo he was seen painting over his own picture in the garage Hell is fun!
Episode 116 - They Turned Up With a Tin Shed Suggestions: I am redundant It was quite funny, well, not funny It had to be the quickest stewards decision… EVER! The Mallya fan club Woop Woop he would have been awesome It was proper stalking.	Episode 115 - The Man Just Doesn't Understand the Speed Limit Suggestions: Someone’s gonna be cooking some books 5 more years of concrete he holds the key to the market… again That might be an interesting……………………..pairing? Did I say something smart? that is a winning formula I heard the voices in my head but I appreciate the honesty The entire race weekend was just mental Madness, utter utter madness the Smoke-monster was coming out of his tyres They’re treating us for fools what a winner, what a guy, what a star what would you do if you were the CEO of Formula 1?
Episode 114 - It's Like a Sidepodbuffet Suggestions: His name is in the title exactly what we want to hear do we have a jingle for that yet? Actual good news in Formula 1 It’s all very sensible and really quite annoying He was a sleeping monster even for a circus f1 has too many clowns We don’t know nothing about proper cars I have always wanted my own playground it’s a place for people with ADD	Episode 113 - Bring Back the Dumbo Flügel Suggestions: best shoutout ever it’s always good to be proved wrong Almost had to do pitstops in the nude we’ve still got all this politics to talk about you know how I sort of hate formula 1 right now can we blow that up massively, and put it on the wall please? there is a hope that there will be a next year, next year the big switcheroo Algi whassername He’s gonna get his dad on you tough little … blighter – From Rob video I think he used the phrase ‘cream-crackered the day the live timing failed in the biggest possible way It’s all Renault’s fault All he wanted to do was Finish, and he did that’s Kris with a K while I’m building my straw bale house Didn’t the big bad wolf tell you about building house out of straw? I think he might have been channelling Barichello the rules are rubbish I’d forgotten that they could even do that A Pretty Pile of Fluff It’s okay, it’s not written properly. Oh no, it is, you can’t read properly.
Episode 112 - It's Going to be Like The Flintstones Suggestions: he’s not good but he’s getting better all season long the trip there and back will be more exciting than the race the fans of our great sport (exclamation mark) his lawyers are looking into it unsubstantiated rumours pull the cart like a horse the man must pull the cart like a horse I don’t like those funny people who live over the sea It’s a bit long and a bit shiny he’s not quite beardy enough A tip for tom the only thing that would make that better was if they got together and had beers Just a lot of words, that’s all what F1 needs is more drivers who wear eye shadow I get the good stuff apart from those two issues My brain caught up with my mouth eventually you’re not suggesting we’re a good resource are you	Episode 111 - I Like It When F1 Does That to Me Suggestions: Blah blah blah blah an awful lot of money for a cheap rollercaster More Mud to throw at Max Max should stop being so freaking autocratic (however you spell it) Good luck to GMM I’d love the title to be: What is this about norway? We need a big sign saying, these aren’t crashing Wobbly front wings! Lewis’s new bits it was unfortunate that Heikki didn’t get the update they did keep saying it was a work in progress it wasn’t his fault Christine: “I’ve just done a you” Maybe they just didn’t like the hair They poked at him till he left By a country mile Sometimes I do know what I’m talking about I’m better on wine. even a drive through penalty couldn’t stop him What a man, what a star, what a drive my kinda celebration Webber is pretty close to Webber now I think the top would be someone called Kathi It really is all Webber’s fault A sucky season Failed experiments
Episode 110 - I Think There Was Something Subtle in There Suggestions: It beats talking about Politics This week we talk about fuel apparently it’s because it rocks formula 1 affects our everyday lives that is not a fact I don’t believe your facts are true Not that we don’t trust the FIA a very bad case of tinitis Sidepodscience Shut up about the [damn] fuel the third mr Kimi Raikkonen There’s no pos in sidepodcast	Episode 109 - Do I Really Sound Like Fisichella? Suggestions: I’m in a Rob Sandwich No-one’s called me it’s so unfair Anyone but Max When they are faster they are a bit crazy I like a Friday when it starts with a meeting with Glock You needed sunglasses just to look at him Give me a free ticket to practise and I will plug you all freakin day Your not with your anonomoys-ness “Nice skin” Those Pesky Racing Machines This is the most embarrassing moment in my life ‘he’s changing the face of ferrari’ I can’t wait for next week’s show “So we crossed over the bridge” “I can not click, but I can’t not laugh” – I know it won’t get in. We have this affinity with Ted ” I heart David Croft” When are we going to talk about Shell I’m totally down with the TED Where is my Panda?
Episode 108 - You messed it up, you deal with it Suggestions: “It may kill the whatchamacallit between us…” That bloody Litespeed! They’ve all become professional drivers all of a sudden I prefer Saturdays to Sundays Piquet managed it cleanly! Piquet did pretty well The big thing on the back the new bit and not he is still pointless DC is a very current Ex-Driver That should be his name: Heikki Kovalainen (sorry Amy) We’ll pay you not to We’re Rubbish at self-promotion Mr C has fallen off his ball The man’s a comedy genius. formula 11 Watch Mr.C. Fall off his ball and get fanned in the process! We’ll squeeze them in somewhere I’m going to watch every single minute of every single race, because it’s f1 Will jenson Button win it?	Episode 107 - It's like Painting the Sistine Chapel with Etch-A-Sketch Suggestions: we haven’t heard anything from the FIA Prevent Max from going his own merry way Time to reign him in You could completely understand Max being unhappy Max has the Power I have nothing else to say on that subject. when you have quite finished pampering yourself At least they bring an engine “The car with no front is a toyota.” Max has actually done a decent job. I actually don’t know that much about it I’m not even reading the show notes Can’t walk and talk at the same time Don’t cut it out, it’s great content. therefore you can call up the show 0121 28 Track I blame the um live commenting has broken everything getting long in the teeth Factbyte Factbox, it’s very Blue Peter.
Episode 106 - I Might Like Tall Blokes with Goggly Eyes Suggestions: Doing stuff with balls!	Episode 105 - Lola, She Was a Showgirl with Yellow Feathers in Her Hair Suggestions: it’s going to be one of those weeks “Not enough to stop the diamonds” Is Promptu a place? no one really gives a flying felipe I spelt Bacardi with a “Y” His brain shaking to bits The comments have ruined our show
Episode 104 - It's Like a Piquet Magnet Suggestions: He stopped unecessarily urgently .. the evil eye was on Rubens …. I’m getting sick of hearing my own voice If I had a pinger What’ll I do if Franck goes to NASCAR	Episode 103 - The FIA People are Coming Suggestions: “Can we not be ill at the same time?” “Do we follow other PAs?” “Man Flu will do that to you” Adrian Newey will almost certainly be a driver in my team Martin Whitmarsh is my hero! focus on the logo. “he was fine with having his race ruined by that muppet” He had a piece of BMW stuck in his car “Kubica must be banging his head against a brick wall this year - which explains his nose” Alex, put your foot down WEEKS! WEEKS! Almost like the plane crash thing I won over the Autosport forums. .. everyone wants to be on the panel
Episode 102 - They Came From Far and Wide Suggestions: “he can’t belive how rubbish the team has got without him” “they used to be as thick as theves” i think we may need james allen’s opinion on this “kill me now” I feel like Phoebe in Friends now! “Ah yes, ah um, yeah, that’s not right at all” “He’s certainly richer than I am” “we don’t need to watch that unfold in front of our own eyes” “And yet they keep him on” it’s very hard to take a picture of an invisable table “The SidePodCommunity are excellent” Sidepodfirehazard “we were our very own sidepodfirehazard” “It was like a giant Sidepodchat” “It’s just an extended hangover” “hamilton was weird” “he was racy, which was good” They’ve had less practice than Williams “It was obvious you were going to see Piquet spinning” “he might have a wing man” “I have totally changed allegiances” “and Ferrari are useless” “what happened to Vettel in the first race” He is a dot. dot. dot. dot. ‘we need to get rid of him’	Episode 101 - I'm Setting New Heights... Of Lows Suggestions: I thought I was supposed to do the thing! “It’ll be the talking chin, and you won’t know who it is” “Atleast they’ll be funny chins” He is worse than James Allen I could get away with being a student Who would have thunk it?
Episode 99 - He Could Walk and Talk for a Start Suggestions: “You are going to have to deflate your ball…..” “It’s like being bloomin’ married to ya!” The double-decker diffuser guys against the single-decker diffuser guys. Barge board? It was more of a battling ram…. Nobody said red-button blue-button. You’ve just ruined Fantasy Racers I’ve got the answer but i don’t know what the question is…	Episode 97 - It's Better than Silence, Cos Silence is Bad Suggestions: Wiggly wires there’s a Todt on the loose The worst would be for Brawn GP to win now. “ambivalent? - no not bothered” you don't learn anything when he speaks The FIA has done a sterling job’ with Buemi you just don’t know do you. You could be the prize girl from Brucey. What’s 1% of a kajillion gigglybits?
Episode 96 - We Just Don't Have a Clue, and That's Good Suggestions: fins and wings and stuff. if i was running fota this is what i’d do… A free day of testing “we do a show about F1 and we know nothing” Luca… get it sorted!	Episode 94 - Not So Much Flying, More Drinking Suggestions: The Mark Webber leg development program In a recession, everyone turns to drink. bring back the tyre war! Push the button! you know what happens when you make promises in the pub Better out than in
Episode 93 - KERS for 5 Year Olds Suggestions: “I’ve falled off my ball” “Sounds like a nice guy” You lost me at the word KERS I understood the concept, I just don’t understand what you just said somebody who knows things about stuff will be able to tell me I can’t get excited about carbon fibre.	Episode 91 - It's All Lovely and Cuddly Suggestions: “I’ve forgotten how to do it” It’s been too long, I’ve forgotten how to do it. “I pray to the god that is Max” That’s faster than Schumacher. A Wigglywigglywigglywooshswoosh “A couple of people in the press AND james allen” keep Canada on the calendar “he’s just having a feel” A youtube map look at the community go. lol we’ll be here all night
Episode 86 - Force Honda A Team Suggestions: The camera takes off 10 pixels It has never been good since they introduced the green horrible thing (earthdreams) “We know how to get what we want” - now there’s a title. Max looked in to his magic 8 ball "We would quite like our engineers to stay upright.” We could have KERS and THERS engines “Everything just seemed bad” “They spent too much on PR” “Their problem was all their beer we drank” “They were really useful for their electric!” “I’m just gonna go out and buy a betamax” I have to hold my hands up and say I’m stupid. ‘Theres no news what so ever’ "Not the Best Week F1’s Ever Had” “They spent so long on the room service to the tents that they forgot the bigger picture”	Episode 85 - Burying His Own News Suggestions: Is someone going to fix live timing? Cos someone needs to. It’s a highly productive workforce - all caffeinated up The actual Adrian Newey? “He’s in a different world altogether” Long lines I wish you would drop the Hamilton bias I want to live fast I want to declare Ted our leader
Episode 84 - What We Need to Do is Get in the Cockpit Suggestions: “We got away with the paneling.” ‘he is wrong’ “It’s just the front, back and well, middle that looks ugly.” It looks like a motorbike and sidecar I just don’t like that hump “You know how long it takes a dig a road up in this country.” I had something very profound to say, but I’ve forgotten it now “You need a pinger.” “And you need to turn the page!” Tell us what you think of us and we’ll tell you how we think of you	Episode 83 - I Don't Know If Anyone Will Remember That Suggestions: One corner, and it’s all over i bet brundle would remember what he was going to say while i was just mumbling something i was just muttering I don’t know if anyone will remember that we were having quite a battle so it’s over, shut up! have you checked it in your ears do you want my ball What i know about rally is that guy had a crash I’m spouting facts without knowing them surely he’s the barrichello of his time I think the callers are revolting
Episode 82 - I'll Have to Speak to the Queen About One of Those OBE Things Suggestions: Just another manic mumbling Max is a Cupid Stunt. it’s a sensible season it’s too stable for Kimi? we kept it because it was special I dropped my thing on my ball. do you want to do a megablastic swoosh there? the case of beer line from the email from James- I missed the exact wording. - Ollie I think that panda’s getting too big for it’s paws It got to the point when R.G said he would kill somebody. Three hours!? You’re off your ‘ead.	Episode 81 - I Guess the FIA Did the Right Thing Suggestions: Keep it real people I have to relate F1 to nursey rhymes I don’t want to be rude but they’re not the fastest out there Don’t they have issues with their balls? Ugly cars, all doing the same thing The FIA suck, I’m off! They better get this right or I’m off Just Coulthard….. You look like you’ve been under a lot of stress His arms were tied, and the writing is on the wall Can I have some chocolate cake Bit of an embarassment Panda solo act Is she eating Bibendum? Now we have a close-up of the panda and your chest I give you five tasks, and you fail one of them The car really was perfect He had to bite his lip and hang back I think someone punctured the wrong tyre Ferrari were struggling If Coulthard can see you coming, then anyone can see you coming Anger management issues Mobile chicaine He was being very useless The only thing he did of significance was hold everyone else up I know what to do, you just need to stop talking It was a long time coming I can just about remember the race today When? What? How? Who? Don’t talk about football - it doesn’t have wheels Maybe it’s got into my brain I can just about keep up with 20 people I like Ollie-order Pick a couple of drivers. You win. I feel like a weathergirl You’re the one on the right, as you’re always right I’M NOT taking the blame for this one! It can’t be a secret as I knew that! Are you listening now? You weren’t, were you? Kubica would have been up there if he had a better car. We’d like some titles please Who in the world is Ricardo Rodriguez? The FIA are the big bad wolf At the same time it doesn’t mean we’re gaga over him. The one that looks like the star Lightning doesn’t strike twice
Episode 80 - His Nose Flew Over His Head Suggestions: Let Me Show You My Cog Are You Paying Attention? What is that called that comes out the back of the cars? No! No! No! No! DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING! Don’t do it you’ll just make it bad. I am just going to be playing with my buttons We are professional, honest. We like Ted he has his own jingle. Best lock-up of the year if there’s an award for that Near a grassy bit. The fastest pitlaners in the west My panda is not pole dancing. Buckaroo!! We cut out the libel A more sensible Mark Blundell Hamilton drove it like a rookie Lame driving from Massa It’s the same god-damn car! I’m no expert…. Maybe it’s better if we don’t know anything Dumb in so many ways Buffering… I like the pink, honest! Just adjusting myself Dont fiddle with anything now because we know what you’re like Lets just insult everybody What owl?!?!?! Good once we got going.	Episode 79 - A Certain Team Fluffed A Certain Pitstop Suggestions: Something about Alonso. WooT! Hello Wembley! It’s a temporary setup. That makes Trulli a bigger idiot than Me There are muppets in Sesame Street? I just realised that I don’t remember anything Therefore you know nothing about nothing Even Damon Hill was there, goodness knows why. I could dance? It’s just hard or soft! I know he was on the round ones Talking of pitstoops….. Massa His team ruined his race I think the word is useless We were useless What page number are we on? They’d probably be better than their own pit crew! The ultimate Trulli train We’re so mean You throw like Barrichello Toro Rotto Don’t argue with me. Argue with Ron! Pulled out a stunning race And the credit crunch don’t matter Are you fiddling with your bits? We’re back on top again I have conversations with myself becuase you’re not listening It’s taking over my life! This race barely finished Bit redundent now Traffic light system has to go Stop being funny in the comments It kicked Valencias backside 3:00 in the morning - you’re having a giraffe! Don’t make me have this argument with me again

Episode 126 - I Prefer Him Where I Can See Him

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i'm declaring the off season a myth.
This sounds mean, and quite frankly it is mean
as long as they don't come out with a calender
lets pick on the champions..
Its impressive what you can do in two races, Luca Badoer
He owns a car he's not allowed to drive
you say people,i say fools!
mr c is the stig
No one calling me a sidekick gets an apolgy
If we did stuff you never wanted to hear again go back and listen to it again.

Episode 125 - There Must Be Disco

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he could have gone further if he pushed it.
I've passed my driving test. Can I drive for you?
I never had him down as a couch potato
everything is right in the sport again
Like a Young Vettel
his engine did go boom
Disco Dan is a good name
It’s all about Disco Dan
Big up the Barrichello
The people can pretend the race isn't going on.
Anything other than the godforsaken dockyard
errrrrrr!
....in the world.
We volunteered the volunteer
I suspect he is probably a geek
have you forgotten how Sidepodcast works? (unlikely to make the cut though...)
it's awful, but it's brilliant!

Episode 124 - Against Each Other and Equally Rubbish

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where is my offseason?
Where is my off-season, I want it back
You can see your face in the walls
Am I talking too quickly? No, you're talking nonsense.
he was almost in tears
Even with the seat fitting, we need his help.
One big circle of news
if the bread stick gets a drive..
Against each other and equally rrrrrrubbish
They err on the side of simple
the fun stuff starts here

Episode 122 - The Hotel Did a Great Job Today

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he’s an expletive
everything frank does would please max
Tilke creates a masterpiece
its good to start on a positive vibe before we slate the whole thing
there is a risk of death
The BBC did Judith Chalmers proud
what a waste of a Friday
he surprised even himself.
it looks like it’s going to eat formula 1
it’s coming to get ya
something exciting happened
They Couldn’t Be Bothered To Number It
they should of just asked us.
when i say no one, i mean tilke
They all looked the bloody same
Going to the wrong pitbox
Twist on a Windy Thing
I’m gonna end up in a wall, just go away
I’m proud of the hotel
the general nothing-ness of Bahrain
at least we don’t have to see it for another year
that sounds like he’s sacking them all
the off season starts now
Pat Sharp

Episode 121 - Minus the Baubles

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I’m not talking about vomit anymore
Vomit of the week
no one pick that out as a title
he went from brazil to america and then sorta vanished
where is Ross Brawn?
“I missed the bit where Lewis was a king!”
And the headline read…
Exclusive
EXCLUSIVE: Franck has signed with Ferrari
It’s worse than GMM
can’t get Jean Todt out of my mind
It may or may not be related to F1
my F1 commissioner will be Max Mosley!
it all looks the bloody same!
Light up like a Christmas Tree
we need an angel to stick on top of it
Fair, like my hair
he’s not max
As efficient as humanly possible
my complaints are null and void

Episode 120 - I'm Still on Top of the Moon

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We’re coming here again: free beer
Someone’s designed this Doohickey all wrong.
Its not very often you here people talking about money.
That was a championship moment
would it ever end??
There were red flags all over the place
the stewards need to follow the live comments
button was amazing!
He had quite a lot of Hamilton in his mirrors
It was good to see them going at it
What a drive
Did they have a national anthem?
A season’s worth of passing in one day
It was all about Jenson Button
monumentally epic
everything that is good about formula 1
Lettuce has priority.
Every boy can say Scalextric.
Enough of the muffins
Let’s get back to the back stabbing, back biting and bitching

Episode 119 - He Forgot to Turn Damage Off

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mmm Red Bull…
Anything Mark can do, we can do better
the clowns of Singapore
he had a pitstop in his pocket
Its charity, not money laundering
i don’t even have a dog and i’m scared.
I’m looking foward to qualifying screw the race.
can we go now because we have to move house

Episode 118 - Echoes of Last Year

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formula 1 doesn’t need another flavio
I’m going to kill you
We can call them Notus but we can’t call them Quadbike?
party like its 1999 forever
Party like it’s 2009!
epic fail or what!
The Guy’s an Idiot
the summer sun got to them
it could be all over in 7 days time
everyone is banned from formula 1

Episode 117 - Brawnsomeness

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It gets a lttile bit tricky
I dont like it when it gets so ugly
Its no skin off our nose
Too much overtaking!
“I want every lap to be like that”
I can do the thing and you can do the thing!
Rob’s been thrown off a motor bike
Jonathan Legard is an absolute pile of poo
he was seen painting over his own picture in the garage
Hell is fun!

Episode 116 - They Turned Up With a Tin Shed

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I am redundant
It was quite funny, well, not funny
It had to be the quickest stewards decision… EVER!
The Mallya fan club
Woop Woop
he would have been awesome
It was proper stalking.

Episode 115 - The Man Just Doesn't Understand the Speed Limit

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Someone’s gonna be cooking some books
5 more years of concrete
he holds the key to the market… again
That might be an interesting……………………..pairing?
Did I say something smart?
that is a winning formula
I heard the voices in my head but I appreciate the honesty
The entire race weekend was just mental
Madness, utter utter madness
the Smoke-monster was coming out of his tyres
They’re treating us for fools
what a winner, what a guy, what a star
what would you do if you were the CEO of Formula 1?

Episode 114 - It's Like a Sidepodbuffet

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His name is in the title
exactly what we want to hear
do we have a jingle for that yet?
Actual good news in Formula 1
It’s all very sensible and really quite annoying
He was a sleeping monster
even for a circus f1 has too many clowns
We don’t know nothing about proper cars
I have always wanted my own playground
it’s a place for people with ADD

Episode 113 - Bring Back the Dumbo Flügel

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best shoutout ever
it’s always good to be proved wrong
Almost had to do pitstops in the nude
we’ve still got all this politics to talk about
you know how I sort of hate formula 1 right now
can we blow that up massively, and put it on the wall please?
there is a hope that there will be a next year, next year
the big switcheroo
Algi whassername
He’s gonna get his dad on you
tough little … blighter – From Rob video
I think he used the phrase ‘cream-crackered
the day the live timing failed in the biggest possible way
It’s all Renault’s fault
All he wanted to do was Finish, and he did
that’s Kris with a K
while I’m building my straw bale house
Didn’t the big bad wolf tell you about building house out of straw?
I think he might have been channelling Barichello
the rules are rubbish
I’d forgotten that they could even do that
A Pretty Pile of Fluff
It’s okay, it’s not written properly. Oh no, it is, you can’t read properly.

Episode 112 - It's Going to be Like The Flintstones

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he’s not good but he’s getting better
all season long
the trip there and back will be more exciting than the race
the fans of our great sport (exclamation mark)
his lawyers are looking into it
unsubstantiated rumours
pull the cart like a horse
the man must pull the cart like a horse
I don’t like those funny people who live over the sea
It’s a bit long and a bit shiny
he’s not quite beardy enough
A tip for tom
the only thing that would make that better was if they got together and had beers
Just a lot of words, that’s all
what F1 needs is more drivers who wear eye shadow
I get the good stuff
apart from those two issues
My brain caught up with my mouth eventually
you’re not suggesting we’re a good resource are you

Episode 111 - I Like It When F1 Does That to Me

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Blah blah blah blah
an awful lot of money for a cheap rollercaster
More Mud to throw at Max
Max should stop being so freaking autocratic (however you spell it)
Good luck to GMM
I’d love the title to be: What is this about norway?
We need a big sign saying, these aren’t crashing
Wobbly front wings!
Lewis’s new bits
it was unfortunate that Heikki didn’t get the update
they did keep saying it was a work in progress
it wasn’t his fault
Christine: “I’ve just done a you”
Maybe they just didn’t like the hair
They poked at him till he left
By a country mile
Sometimes I do know what I’m talking about
I’m better on wine.
even a drive through penalty couldn’t stop him
What a man, what a star, what a drive
my kinda celebration
Webber is pretty close to Webber now
I think the top would be someone called Kathi
It really is all Webber’s fault
A sucky season
Failed experiments

Episode 110 - I Think There Was Something Subtle in There

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It beats talking about Politics
This week we talk about fuel
apparently it’s because it rocks
formula 1 affects our everyday lives
that is not a fact
I don’t believe your facts are true
Not that we don’t trust the FIA
a very bad case of tinitis
Sidepodscience
Shut up about the [damn] fuel
the third mr Kimi Raikkonen
There’s no pos in sidepodcast

Episode 109 - Do I Really Sound Like Fisichella?

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I’m in a Rob Sandwich
No-one’s called me it’s so unfair
Anyone but Max
When they are faster they are a bit crazy
I like a Friday when it starts with a meeting with Glock
You needed sunglasses just to look at him
Give me a free ticket to practise and I will plug you all freakin day
Your not with your anonomoys-ness
“Nice skin”
Those Pesky Racing Machines
This is the most embarrassing moment in my life
‘he’s changing the face of ferrari’
I can’t wait for next week’s show
“So we crossed over the bridge”
“I can not click, but I can’t not laugh” – I know it won’t get in.
We have this affinity with Ted
” I heart David Croft”
When are we going to talk about Shell
I’m totally down with the TED
Where is my Panda?

Episode 108 - You messed it up, you deal with it

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“It may kill the whatchamacallit between us…” That bloody Litespeed!
They’ve all become professional drivers all of a sudden
I prefer Saturdays to Sundays
Piquet managed it cleanly!
Piquet did pretty well
The big thing on the back the new bit
and not he is still pointless
DC is a very current Ex-Driver
That should be his name: Heikki Kovalainen (sorry Amy)
We’ll pay you not to
We’re Rubbish at self-promotion
Mr C has fallen off his ball
The man’s a comedy genius. formula 11
Watch Mr.C. Fall off his ball and get fanned in the process!
We’ll squeeze them in somewhere
I’m going to watch every single minute of every single race, because it’s f1
Will jenson Button win it?

Episode 107 - It's like Painting the Sistine Chapel with Etch-A-Sketch

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we haven’t heard anything from the FIA
Prevent Max from going his own merry way
Time to reign him in
You could completely understand Max being unhappy
Max has the Power
I have nothing else to say on that subject.
when you have quite finished pampering yourself
At least they bring an engine
“The car with no front is a toyota.”
Max has actually done a decent job.
I actually don’t know that much about it
I’m not even reading the show notes
Can’t walk and talk at the same time
Don’t cut it out, it’s great content.
therefore you can call up the show
0121 28 Track
I blame the um
live commenting has broken everything
getting long in the teeth
Factbyte Factbox, it’s very Blue Peter.

Episode 106 - I Might Like Tall Blokes with Goggly Eyes

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Doing stuff with balls!

Episode 105 - Lola, She Was a Showgirl with Yellow Feathers in Her Hair

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it’s going to be one of those weeks
“Not enough to stop the diamonds”
Is Promptu a place?
no one really gives a flying felipe
I spelt Bacardi with a “Y”
His brain shaking to bits
The comments have ruined our show

Episode 104 - It's Like a Piquet Magnet

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He stopped unecessarily urgently
.. the evil eye was on Rubens
…. I’m getting sick of hearing my own voice
If I had a pinger
What’ll I do if Franck goes to NASCAR

Episode 103 - The FIA People are Coming

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“Can we not be ill at the same time?”
“Do we follow other PAs?”
“Man Flu will do that to you”
Adrian Newey will almost certainly be a driver in my team
Martin Whitmarsh is my hero!
focus on the logo.
“he was fine with having his race ruined by that muppet”
He had a piece of BMW stuck in his car
“Kubica must be banging his head against a brick wall this year - which explains his nose”
Alex, put your foot down
WEEKS! WEEKS!
Almost like the plane crash thing
I won over the Autosport forums.
.. everyone wants to be on the panel

Episode 102 - They Came From Far and Wide

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“he can’t belive how rubbish the team has got without him”
“they used to be as thick as theves”
i think we may need james allen’s opinion on this
“kill me now”
I feel like Phoebe in Friends now!
“Ah yes, ah um, yeah, that’s not right at all”
“He’s certainly richer than I am”
“we don’t need to watch that unfold in front of our own eyes”
“And yet they keep him on”
it’s very hard to take a picture of an invisable table
“The SidePodCommunity are excellent”
Sidepodfirehazard
“we were our very own sidepodfirehazard”
“It was like a giant Sidepodchat”
“It’s just an extended hangover”
“hamilton was weird”
“he was racy, which was good”
They’ve had less practice than Williams
“It was obvious you were going to see Piquet spinning”
“he might have a wing man”
“I have totally changed allegiances”
“and Ferrari are useless”
“what happened to Vettel in the first race”
He is a dot. dot. dot. dot.
‘we need to get rid of him’

Episode 101 - I'm Setting New Heights... Of Lows

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I thought I was supposed to do the thing!
“It’ll be the talking chin, and you won’t know who it is”
“Atleast they’ll be funny chins”
He is worse than James Allen
I could get away with being a student
Who would have thunk it?

Episode 99 - He Could Walk and Talk for a Start

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“You are going to have to deflate your ball…..”
“It’s like being bloomin’ married to ya!”
The double-decker diffuser guys against the single-decker diffuser guys.
Barge board? It was more of a battling ram….
Nobody said red-button blue-button.
You’ve just ruined Fantasy Racers
I’ve got the answer but i don’t know what the question is…

Episode 97 - It's Better than Silence, Cos Silence is Bad

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Wiggly wires
there’s a Todt on the loose
The worst would be for Brawn GP to win now.
“ambivalent? - no not bothered”
you don't learn anything when he speaks
The FIA has done a sterling job’
with Buemi you just don’t know do you.
You could be the prize girl from Brucey.
What’s 1% of a kajillion gigglybits?

Episode 96 - We Just Don't Have a Clue, and That's Good

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fins and wings and stuff.
if i was running fota this is what i’d do…
A free day of testing
“we do a show about F1 and we know nothing”
Luca… get it sorted!

Episode 94 - Not So Much Flying, More Drinking

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The Mark Webber leg development program
In a recession, everyone turns to drink.
bring back the tyre war!
Push the button!
you know what happens when you make promises in the pub
Better out than in

Episode 93 - KERS for 5 Year Olds

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“I’ve falled off my ball”
“Sounds like a nice guy”
You lost me at the word KERS
I understood the concept, I just don’t understand what you just said
somebody who knows things about stuff will be able to tell me
I can’t get excited about carbon fibre.

Episode 91 - It's All Lovely and Cuddly

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“I’ve forgotten how to do it”
It’s been too long, I’ve forgotten how to do it.
“I pray to the god that is Max”
That’s faster than Schumacher.
A Wigglywigglywigglywooshswoosh
“A couple of people in the press AND james allen”
keep Canada on the calendar
“he’s just having a feel”
A youtube map
look at the community go. lol
we’ll be here all night

Episode 86 - Force Honda A Team

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The camera takes off 10 pixels
It has never been good since they introduced the green horrible thing (earthdreams)
“We know how to get what we want” - now there’s a title.
Max looked in to his magic 8 ball
"We would quite like our engineers to stay upright.”
We could have KERS and THERS engines
“Everything just seemed bad”
“They spent too much on PR”
“Their problem was all their beer we drank”
“They were really useful for their electric!”
“I’m just gonna go out and buy a betamax”
I have to hold my hands up and say I’m stupid.
‘Theres no news what so ever’
"Not the Best Week F1’s Ever Had”
“They spent so long on the room service to the tents that they forgot the bigger picture”

Episode 85 - Burying His Own News

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Is someone going to fix live timing? Cos someone needs to.
It’s a highly productive workforce - all caffeinated up
The actual Adrian Newey?
“He’s in a different world altogether”
Long lines
I wish you would drop the Hamilton bias
I want to live fast
I want to declare Ted our leader

Episode 84 - What We Need to Do is Get in the Cockpit

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“We got away with the paneling.”
‘he is wrong’
“It’s just the front, back and well, middle that looks ugly.”
It looks like a motorbike and sidecar
I just don’t like that hump
“You know how long it takes a dig a road up in this country.”
I had something very profound to say, but I’ve forgotten it now
“You need a pinger.” “And you need to turn the page!”
Tell us what you think of us and we’ll tell you how we think of you

Episode 83 - I Don't Know If Anyone Will Remember That

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One corner, and it’s all over
i bet brundle would remember what he was going to say
while i was just mumbling something
i was just muttering
I don’t know if anyone will remember that
we were having quite a battle
so it’s over, shut up!
have you checked it in your ears
do you want my ball
What i know about rally is that guy had a crash
I’m spouting facts without knowing them
surely he’s the barrichello of his time
I think the callers are revolting

Episode 82 - I'll Have to Speak to the Queen About One of Those OBE Things

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Just another manic mumbling
Max is a Cupid Stunt.
it’s a sensible season
it’s too stable for Kimi?
we kept it because it was special
I dropped my thing on my ball.
do you want to do a megablastic swoosh there?
*the case of beer line from the email from James- I missed the exact wording.* - Ollie
I think that panda’s getting too big for it’s paws
It got to the point when R.G said he would kill somebody.
Three hours!? You’re off your ‘ead.

Episode 81 - I Guess the FIA Did the Right Thing

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Keep it real people
I have to relate F1 to nursey rhymes
I don’t want to be rude but they’re not the fastest out there
Don’t they have issues with their balls?
Ugly cars, all doing the same thing
The FIA suck, I’m off!
They better get this right or I’m off
Just Coulthard…..
You look like you’ve been under a lot of stress
His arms were tied, and the writing is on the wall
Can I have some chocolate cake
Bit of an embarassment
Panda solo act
Is she eating Bibendum?
Now we have a close-up of the panda and your chest
I give you five tasks, and you fail one of them
The car really was perfect
He had to bite his lip and hang back
I think someone punctured the wrong tyre
Ferrari were struggling
If Coulthard can see you coming, then anyone can see you coming
Anger management issues
Mobile chicaine
He was being very useless
The only thing he did of significance was hold everyone else up
I know what to do, you just need to stop talking
It was a long time coming
I can just about remember the race today
When? What? How? Who?
Don’t talk about football - it doesn’t have wheels
Maybe it’s got into my brain
I can just about keep up with 20 people
I like Ollie-order
Pick a couple of drivers. You win.
I feel like a weathergirl
You’re the one on the right, as you’re always right
I’M NOT taking the blame for this one!
It can’t be a secret as I knew that!
Are you listening now? You weren’t, were you?
Kubica would have been up there if he had a better car.
We’d like some titles please
Who in the world is Ricardo Rodriguez?
The FIA are the big bad wolf
At the same time it doesn’t mean we’re gaga over him.
The one that looks like the star
Lightning doesn’t strike twice

Episode 80 - His Nose Flew Over His Head

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Let Me Show You My Cog
Are You Paying Attention?
What is that called that comes out the back of the cars?
No! No! No! No!
DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING!
Don’t do it you’ll just make it bad.
I am just going to be playing with my buttons
We are professional, honest.
We like Ted he has his own jingle.
Best lock-up of the year if there’s an award for that
Near a grassy bit.
The fastest pitlaners in the west
My panda is not pole dancing.
Buckaroo!!
We cut out the libel
A more sensible Mark Blundell
Hamilton drove it like a rookie
Lame driving from Massa
It’s the same god-damn car!
I’m no expert….
Maybe it’s better if we don’t know anything
Dumb in so many ways
Buffering…
I like the pink, honest!
Just adjusting myself
Dont fiddle with anything now because we know what you’re like
Lets just insult everybody
What owl?!?!?!
Good once we got going.

Episode 79 - A Certain Team Fluffed A Certain Pitstop

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Something about Alonso. WooT!
Hello Wembley!
It’s a temporary setup.
That makes Trulli a bigger idiot than Me
There are muppets in Sesame Street?
I just realised that I don’t remember anything
Therefore you know nothing about nothing
Even Damon Hill was there, goodness knows why.
I could dance?
It’s just hard or soft!
I know he was on the round ones
Talking of pitstoops….. Massa
His team ruined his race
I think the word is useless
We were useless
What page number are we on?
They’d probably be better than their own pit crew!
The ultimate Trulli train
We’re so mean
You throw like Barrichello
Toro Rotto
Don’t argue with me. Argue with Ron!
Pulled out a stunning race
And the credit crunch don’t matter
Are you fiddling with your bits?
We’re back on top again
I have conversations with myself becuase you’re not listening
It’s taking over my life!
This race barely finished
Bit redundent now
Traffic light system has to go
Stop being funny in the comments
It kicked Valencias backside
3:00 in the morning - you’re having a giraffe!
Don’t make me have this argument with me again

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